Jesus Imagery of the Week

Tattoo Jesus

"Hey man, what’s on your mind?

It’s Jesus! And he seems to be rolling his eyes at the amazing decision-making skills of his disciples.

When a man starts balding, the first logical step is to shave the remaining hairs to the shortest length possible. The second phase of balding is to talk through it. This might involve making self-deprecating jokes or naming other balding men whom women find attractive despite their hair loss. Anthony Edwards circa 1997? Come on, ladies!

The third phase of male pattern baldness is to actually turn the now-exposed scalp into something better than a full head of hair, such as a tattooed homage to your religious savior. The third phase is not often reached. Thank God.

p.s. The sunglasses are a nice addition."

Photo and article courtesy of J2K-five