God Prefers Big Breasts

"Check out those, err, that cross..."

But, but, but...I thought 'deviant' sexual behavior was a bad thing...once again, the Religious-Right repeals the double-standard rule...you know, one would almost begin to think that there's a connection between continued repression of normal sexual desires/urges and such outbursts of sexual weirdness from those espousing those moral dictates...hmmm... Jage

From Adult Christianity...(with comments from me as marked)

"You just put your lips together...and blow." The sultry words of Lauren Bacall must have lodged in the subconscious of J. Lee Grady, the editor of Charisma magazine, one of dozens of Strang magazines targeted to Pentacostals. He's blowing the whistle these days and it's not on the usual suspects: homos, baby killers, and the ACLU. This time he's turning on his own.

In an article aptly titled It's Getting Really Weird Out There Grady catalogs the sins of powerful Pentacostal leaders, and these include:

1. a Christian megachurch pressuring the leaders' wives and female staffers into getting breast implants (I guess their original breast sizes weren't designed intelligently enough - Jage)
   
2. several elders of a Bible-believing church found having homosexual sex with their married pastor (But at least he was officially married to a woman, so they can cut him some slack - Jage)
3. a powerful Pentacostal leader who told his congregation that men at his level of service to God are allowed multiple sexual partners (So, it was wrong when David Koresh made this proclamation, but it's okay in this application? Hmmm...I must just not understand the difference - Jage)